Miscellaneous: Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone,...

By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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You deserved it 224

By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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You deserved it 32 143

By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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You deserved it 31 822

Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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You deserved it 1 992

By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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You deserved it 12 775

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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You deserved it 17 626

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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homedoggieo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:09

Curtains. A sound investment.

midget_chinese 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:06

lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour

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onizukasuplex 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:41

You helped the fossil draw wood for the first time in 30 years

ultraslick 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:54

I love when women are this naive. Guys will spend thousands of dollars on telescopes for the chance to peep in on a woman in a t-shirt.

ebisu91 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:06

did he talk pic of u could i have 1 I hope ur hot

cs68507 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:22

You should have just stared at him and made sexual faces. Either he'd freak and quit or come over to marry you haha!

whywearpants 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:41

i was thinking the same thing #62. herbert is gay though. but yeah YDI for not having blinds but i still agree fyl cuz your neighbor shouldnt be peeping. especially someone of his old age.

Ranoona 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 21:37

YDI for not closing your windows.

good_life35 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:09

i'm not gonna say YDI b/c it's true, dancing naked has to be one of the funnest things to do; but if you didn't think about closing your windows, why the **** were you dancing in front of it, you didn't deserve it, but you kinda asked for it.

ummwoahx3 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:17

Ever heard the term "naked as a jaybird"? Yeah. He was birdwatching. (:

BLNovelist 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:56

I'm going to have to say FYL - because silly or not for not closing the shades, having the windows cleared is NOT an invitation for the neighbors to peer in to see what is going on inside.