Miscellaneous: Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone,...

By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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homedoggieo 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:09

Curtains. A sound investment.

midget_chinese 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:06

lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour

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elchapin562 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:55

why are you prancing around nude? wouldn't you still be hot, even if you are naked? YDI

gohabsgo101 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:58

ok-the people with really stupid comments are called trolls. they are just looking for attention so just leave them alone.

pleasedonttellme 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:11

For some reason that reminds me of the creepy old neighboor from family guy!

Gingerly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:19

I'm so sick of these "I'm a moron so I'm gonna rip my clothing of with absolutely no awareness of my surroundings" FML's. Stop being dumb and close your damn blinds.

urmomsass 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:28

when me and my girl lived in KY, every single time i went to her house there were people straight across from her window that had sex for like 2 hours very loudly with the windows open, so one day we decided to yell comments across the yard, when we got to 'Ride that fat ass!!!' he pulled out and got a gun and shot at us, that same moment he had his ****** so he ended up missing her house completely and wasting his ****** we were LMFFAO YDI

blarney 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:42

he WAS birdwatching. a tit is a breed of bird. lol!

amstillives 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:57

YDI for be being hot!

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:59

Lol 67 ... and I got the birdwatching joke and I'm American. I will refer to chicks as birds if I want! [ahem] OP, YDI for not pulling down the blinds. Seriously, what the hell.

bookworm124 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 19:09

YDI. If it was too hot, go in the pool. Who strips down and prances around their house? Seriously, that's gross, and it's just ASKING to be watched by a creepy neighbor. Anyway, curtains are a wonderful investment.