(´Д` ) Damn cakes, having post-it's and shit.

bit harsh you tossa

Douche bag.

You've got to be joking. This is probably one of the most sincere FMLs on here. First you probably have all the upset of the divorce (death?) then the new step-mother, perhaps the step-mother moving in if you still live at home, and THEN this. Not to mention this FML shows OP probably has a terrible farther AND step-mother. So yeah, boo hoo.

Bit harsh u jerk. How would you like it if ur dad forgot your birthday and then got mad you reminded him??

Op, remind him that you will be choosing his retirement home ;)

exactly

slap the fuck out him and be like hoe I'll kill u

I would have flipped him off said fuck you and then left happily

fuck that. eat all that bitch's cake, shit in his car, then go get wasted with friends... that's not an irrational reaction, right?

I would do that! ... Then get a backhand to the face

I agree. This dad sounds like a real A-hole.

my dad used to always pic his gf over me all the time. she is(notice I didn't put was) a gold digging lazy ass bitch. she then left my dad for this guy, got married(and divorced) to him, and it turned out that the baby wasn't my dad's. can u say karma much??

Hahaha! Agreed! >:D

hahaha I would so do that >:D

id eat half first :D

way to tell 'em!

way to tell 'em!

I'm thinking the stepmom has been blowing Op's dad's "candle" to get such special birthday treatment over his own son.

I think op is a girl.

damn, I was gonna say that lol.

maybe he's dumbass as well as a dick

Maybe the tape wasn't see through and the dad used it to cover up his son's name.

post it glue doesn't hold very well and if the banner is cloth it won't stick at all...