Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML
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babyblue666 1
as soon as u can u need to leave there is no reason ur dad should be putting anyone before his own child
Raaaawr123 0
Your dad didn't know it was your birthday? wow great dad.
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Comments (121)
jrs731 0
So to the step mothers out there, don't **** with a father and daughter because you will never win!!!!! My dads parents like my mom better than they will ever like my step mom. You may not see it right away but cut him off and not talk to him and it will wear on him. She can never fill ur shoes!
Carrelc20 0
sounds like my life.... I feel ya on this one man
jansdo 1
I love cake with postit notes on it.
krusifix 0
<3 #34
Leser98 0
jeez, your dad forgot your birthday!
mayndaapathetic 4
oh my god . . your dad is mr krabs ! but in al seriousness that is so messed up . im sorry that really sucks :(
blackbird007 0
same with my step mom except my bday is before hers and she insisted that we celebrate on her bday. bitch
assviolation 0
wow a post it on the cake to
AtomicBryce 0
omg just like my dad except he wasn't married to the hoe it was just some chick he mad out with
levifire 5
i dont like these ones where people complain because they dont get a party or anything ive gone 3 years without a party gift or anything and its not a big deal