FML : Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled...

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mooselord - / Thursday 5 December 2013 17:41 / United States

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By SonyIsGod | 13

#5780459 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:28

'Tis the season!

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#5780466 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:30

Yule be sorry that you didn't grab it first!

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By SonyIsGod | 13

#5780459 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:28

'Tis the season!

th3mai1man | 6

#5780502 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:38

this has nothing to do with your comment, but I'm loving your homunculus profile pic.

MidnaLink | 31

#5780721 - Friday 6 December 2013 4:37

Technically the homunculi didn't create that symbol, it's called the Ouroborous, the symbol of cycles.

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5780808 - Friday 6 December 2013 6:14

tis the season to sue for negligence!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5780840 - Friday 6 December 2013 6:42

That's the spirit! Goodwill toward men.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5781006 - Friday 6 December 2013 10:10

I can only wonder what Clark Griswold would do...

False_Stupidity | 41

#5781079 - Friday 6 December 2013 12:01

He was probably driving the truck #38

Clay_Pidgeon | 11

#5783537 - Sunday 8 December 2013 8:09

#33. tis the season to lose money for hiring lawyers and not winning shit...

By Dallasluver19 | 14

#5780462 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:29

Some people. FYL

teareb | 9

#5780871 - Friday 6 December 2013 7:29

Other people FYL

mallu86 | 9

#5781612 - Friday 6 December 2013 20:43

# 37 you people.

By ComoEsJuan | 24

#5780466 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:30

Yule be sorry that you didn't grab it first!

JtPv | 14

#5780553 - Friday 6 December 2013 2:06

Punny pun not punny.

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5780848 - Friday 6 December 2013 6:49

what the fuck are you trying to say

PieReaper | 11

#5781775 - Saturday 7 December 2013 0:19

Yule be sorry you skipped english class

By SonyIsGod | 13

#5780469 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:30

'Tis the season!

By karlcolt45 | 19

#5780475 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:31

make a frankentree. use the best parts of both trees

By pikapikalove | 5

#5780488 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:33

Yule be fine, OP.

...No? Okay then.

By TheCrispyCat | 20

#5780492 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:34

People start being more and more assholes to other people from Black Friday on

AnOriginalName | 19

#5780575 - Friday 6 December 2013 2:18

I don't see how anyone was an asshole in this story. It sounds like the other driver left the second tree for OP to take home.

TheCrispyCat | 20

#5780746 - Friday 6 December 2013 5:04

I guess that's true. That guy was pretty nice!

By Rizzen | 27

#5780497 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:36

well the economy is though these days :/

By carelessxdanger | 9

#5780509 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:41

he's on the naughty list for sure!

By cakefete2 | 30

#5780513 - Friday 6 December 2013 1:41

Could have been worse OP. Glad you're ok.

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