happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Chagrin Falls, United States
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Chakkamofo
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
garfwebba
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol
indistructo 3
points for creative and funny break up
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Comments (112)
perdix 31
Your thank- you card should read: "I ate your smelly, unclean pussy without puking and all I got was a lousy T-shirt ... and a lingual yeast infection."
ikickgingers 15
Effing eww
TheLastChild 8
Now that's creativity. Bravo!
Spinnmaster 1
Perdix, you are becoming my favorite Commenter!
perdix 31
Aw, Kicky, I'm sorry to offend your sensibilities. For being such a brave soldier, she should have give him at least a hoodie ;)
AmyBGirl 3
She's right, you're single! Enjoy your freedom, as well as your birthday, and forget that loser :)
niralz16 0
Probably her way of breaking up with you..at least it's not harsh:D
minty1807 9
Gotta give her points for style...
evybeth 0
Well.. Happy birthday..
iparker97 0
Get her the red Mario mushroom one that says "Grow Up"
letsgooo_fml 23
What a bitch. You're better off.
GamerMatt97 0
Hey u will find a better gf
lena6310 0
That's pretty childish unless you were a complete ass of a boyfriend. Either way though still immature
lilemmy55 10
Happy birthday!