By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
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You deserved it 13 977

Same thing different taste

Top comments

pb_fml 0

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.


quent10 0

you shoulda said... no ur mom asked me to buy it

Haha 97 he shoulda said "nah ur moms ass is so tight we need all the lube we can get

happinessNmisery 0

people take things way too seriously, i'm sure he was just kidding.

I'm sure OP knows that, but the fact that he was right is the FML part, I'm guessing.

zbots 0

If you really have to lube yourself, I'm not sure an oil based one is the right way to go...

xMooMoox 0

Vaseline is pretty messy. I'm not a guy but I think I would prefer something else!

tpm45 25

I can assure you it's perfectly fine. Especially when you don't want to go buying "proper" stuff in public.

rebockaa 0

Wow. Was that in public. if other people heard!!! OUCH!!!!!! Well at least you'll always have your vaseline!!

eesh not exactly the way you hoped it would go

rinaldy 0