Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy...

By Anonymous - 29/3/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

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By pb_fml | 0

#68549 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

By jennaleigh | 0

#68541 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:23

This is gross, but pretty amusing.

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By jennaleigh | 0

#68541 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:23

This is gross, but pretty amusing.

quent10 | 0

#1065662 - Monday 5 July 2010 20:03

you shoulda said...
no ur mom asked me to buy it

pohkerfayce | 0

#1320229 - Monday 30 August 2010 4:14

maybe you should go with him.

ninjacapo | 2

#3822640 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 3:39

Haha 97 he shoulda said "nah ur moms ass is so tight we need all the lube we can get

By Effekt | 0

#68548 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

HAHAHAHAH

By pb_fml | 0

#68549 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

nosedive1994 | 0

#980703 - Saturday 17 April 2010 1:46

true lol

nickliu1211 | 0

#1240968 - Saturday 14 August 2010 16:13

haha

Erik_Holmgren | 0

#1832394 - Sunday 12 December 2010 9:11

lol

rydin10 | 18

#5866238 - Sunday 23 February 2014 7:14

He's an old man...

By happinessNmisery | 0

#68550 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:24

people take things way too seriously, i'm sure he was just kidding.

newmxr | 0

#1729144 - Sunday 21 November 2010 1:28

agreed

im_emile | 4

#4594293 - Thursday 21 June 2012 7:31

I'm sure OP knows that, but the fact that he was right is the FML part, I'm guessing.

By zbots | 0

#68571 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:28

If you really have to lube yourself, I'm not sure an oil based one is the right way to go...

By xMooMoox | 0

#68581 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:30

Vaseline is pretty messy. I'm not a guy but I think I would prefer something else!

tpm45 | 25

#5771506 - Thursday 28 November 2013 21:20

I can assure you it's perfectly fine. Especially when you don't want to go buying "proper" stuff in public.

By rebockaa | 0

#68583 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:30

hahahaaa.
that sucks dude!

By chelseybuns | 0

#68596 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:32

Wow. Was that in public. if other people heard!!! OUCH!!!!!!
Well at least you'll always have your vaseline!!

By Synthetic42 | 0

#68604 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:35

eesh not exactly the way you hoped it would go

By rinaldy | 0

#68605 - Monday 30 March 2009 1:35

haha #2
thats really funny