By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 014
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Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

This is gross, but pretty amusing.

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This is gross, but pretty amusing.

you shoulda said... no ur mom asked me to buy it

maybe you should go with him.

Haha 97 he shoulda said "nah ur moms ass is so tight we need all the lube we can get

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

people take things way too seriously, i'm sure he was just kidding.

I'm sure OP knows that, but the fact that he was right is the FML part, I'm guessing.

If you really have to lube yourself, I'm not sure an oil based one is the right way to go...

Vaseline is pretty messy. I'm not a guy but I think I would prefer something else!

I can assure you it's perfectly fine. Especially when you don't want to go buying "proper" stuff in public.

hahahaaa. that sucks dude!

Wow. Was that in public. if other people heard!!! OUCH!!!!!! Well at least you'll always have your vaseline!!

eesh not exactly the way you hoped it would go

haha #2 thats really funny