By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
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pb_fml 0

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

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jennaleigh 0
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This is gross, but pretty amusing.

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jennaleigh 0
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This is gross, but pretty amusing.

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quent10 0

you shoulda said... no ur mom asked me to buy it

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pohkerfayce 0
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maybe you should go with him.

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ninjacapo 2
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Haha 97 he shoulda said "nah ur moms ass is so tight we need all the lube we can get

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pb_fml 0

Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

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rydin10 18
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He's an old man...

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happinessNmisery 0

people take things way too seriously, i'm sure he was just kidding.

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newmxr 0

agreed

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im_emile 4
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I'm sure OP knows that, but the fact that he was right is the FML part, I'm guessing.

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zbots 0

If you really have to lube yourself, I'm not sure an oil based one is the right way to go...

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xMooMoox 0

Vaseline is pretty messy. I'm not a guy but I think I would prefer something else!

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tpm45 25

I can assure you it's perfectly fine. Especially when you don't want to go buying "proper" stuff in public.

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rebockaa 0

hahahaaa. that sucks dude!

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chelseybuns 0
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Wow. Was that in public. if other people heard!!! OUCH!!!!!! Well at least you'll always have your vaseline!!

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Synthetic42 0
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eesh not exactly the way you hoped it would go

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rinaldy 0

haha #2 thats really funny

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