happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Mazzam
France
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
1fungi
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Chagrin Falls, United States
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Chakkamofo
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
garfwebba
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
You should have told her you can't wear it cus your other girl friend will get mad, lol
indistructo 3
points for creative and funny break up
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Comments (112)
Joshoa123 16
Join the club.
Playful1985 9
Yikes, you look like my exhusband!
Joshoa123 16
Haha sorry about that!
Btreasure 8
That's a nice way to do it. On the brightside you got a free shirt advertising you to tha ladiessss!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Ouch. People are so immature when it comes to breakups.
coltsrock37 15
Buy her a shirt saying, "See back." On back it says "I cheated on someone while you were looking."
MrJRLevy 0
That's when you tell her WTF and storm out.
HeyImJuli 3
Now why didn't I think of that?
s0m3guy2010 21
I don't see the problem here. She didn't officially break up with you. She basically just gave you a free hall pass!
TheLastChild 8
Clever. -_-
ikickgingers 15
I hate those damn monkeys!!!
perdix 31
You mean you're not a believer?!?!
ikickgingers 15
Shhhhh
Lintu_26 23
That's such a childish way to break up with someone...and on your birthday of all days...well now you're free of someone like that...and you have a new t-shirt!
heylesha 8
take a hint?
rayrayray23 1
Get a life