Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
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Top comments
marmlr339 14
ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...
Alanah101 0
I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?
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Comments (94)
takemewithy0u 0
Why is she on your FL?
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for being excited by "wall posts"..
batummshakalaka 1
Exactly.
abasio 1
Why did it take this long for someone to say this? Not many of those well wishers remembered you birthday, most just randomly say happy birthday to whoever it says at the top of the screen. Change you DOB and see how many notice it's not your birthday.
jennapho 0
how nice she even knows it's ur birthday! u exist !
sweet_candy_ 17
This is different. Usually we get people complaining about no one remembering their Birthdays.
Suchagoonnn 4
Too true. •Tha Truth•
DocBastard 40
EDIT: Wow...this doesn't belong here at all. Nothing to see here...please disperse.
RavenNight 0
not trying to be mean but jst get over it. obviously there are a lot of guys better then him
darklitfaery 0
she's only doing it to shove it in your face. so delete her ass and stop letting her get under your skin and let her enjoy your sloppy seconds.
nicolangelo 5
haha who cares
kristidgranger 3
I don't feel bad for you, bc you had to have her as a friend for her to post that. so obviously you shouldn't have been sad or shocked that she told you that.
UpsidedownKayak 9
Oh, well that's gracious of her. No hard feeling then right…oh…there are…Awkward!
wolve86 0
Ydi for letting her get to you and making you think about it all day over all the good stuff that was happening for you. Try being mature and getting over it.... it's just a fb wall post.