Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
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marmlr339 14
ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...
Alanah101 0
I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?
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Comments (94)
LuckyStar86 0
Last week I had my ex-fiance's "revenge girlfriend" send me a friend request. He went out with her 3 days after we split up, and spent the whole week rubbing it in my face about how he was "so happy now" and how he "should have gotten rid of me a long time ago" all this while his new girlfriend practically stalked my friends, and was trying to friend me.
Namenlos_fml 20
It's your own damn fault for not deleting her
NextBigThing5044 0
Ahahaa!
gusgus36 5
why do you have her as a friend?? or if you don't, why do you have it so non-friends can post on your wall??
lemonzone25 17
How is this an FML? I get happy birthdays from people I don't even ******* know. Boo hoo.
chappy5 0
why are you friends with her
stayawakee 0
YDI for being friends with her on facebook. Also, so what? at least she was nice enough to say "happy birthday"
Alderman55 0
happy birthday.
Steven_SYW 5
I don't think it's a problem. You should be happy with it. Happy Birthday!
JokersChild310 0
you're one of those idiots with like 500 friends huh?