Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
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marmlr339 14
ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...
Alanah101 0
I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?
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Comments (94)
TheWicked 4
Wow.. really, **** your life if you do an FML over that.
allmidnighteyes 11
Today, someone I (probably) don't like wrote on my Facebook wall on my birthday. My FACEBOOK wall. On my BIRTHDAY. OH NOEZ.
laneylovesu2 3
roflshmsfoaidmt xD (roll on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco) I think I love you? O.o oh P.S.- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ..you might also appreciate that your boyfriend did not cheat on you with me :D
RainShoes 0
Why do you have her as a friend...dumbass.
danz123 7
Why on earth is this an FML? 1) You have her as a friend on Facebook. Why?? 2) She wished you a happy birthday, even if it wasn't 'heartfelt.' 3) You can delete wall posts. I mean seriously, why do you even care? It's just some ***** who's taken 2 seconds of your time from you reading her 'happy birthday' wall post. Just delete/block her, and forget about her. Live your life.
perdix 31
How come we are taught as kids that "sharing is caring," yet we all grow up to be selfish, possessive, grabby adults? She was just trying to be nice to you. As far as she's concerned, she's sharing her boyfriend with you and not calling it cheating. Can't we all just get along?
camogirl 0
That's kinda stupid try sharing the person your dating.
Suchagoonnn 4
op youre ******* lame for getting excited over fb birthday posts haha.
Suchagoonnn 4
^This is tha truth. ~|•Tha Truth•|~
Suchagoonnn 4
This is in the most wrongest place possible. •Tha Truth•
truehitman2010 0
I don't see an fml here.
DocBastard 40
Try looking at the top of the page. See where it says "FML: Your everyday life stories"? It says FML right there. Hence, it's an FML. It passed muster with the Mighty FML Deity, so just because YOU don't agree that it should be on the main page doesn't make it so. Are you so arrogant that you think you have the right to argue with the Mighty FML Deity? I didn't think so.
TheLetterZero 7
Well, this "MFD" is kind of a joke since it lets stuff like this through.
Sadochan 0
Ah well. Atleast she remembers your birthday and is nice enough to say it. Happy birthday for whenever.
kmarrs 2
Oh no! Someone you don't like wrote something nice on your wall!