Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
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Top comments
marmlr339 14
ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...
Alanah101 0
I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?
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Comments (94)
amarlp 0
Actually, Facebook has a 5K friend limit.
elizabeth705 0
um.... so? she's obviously moved on, you should to.
Anaxes 5
You're having a piss and moan because someone wished you a happy birthday? No ******* wonder you were being cheated on.
lilmissfail 0
so?
lilmissfail 0
so?
Taciturnbadger 0
You are a prime example of why people do not utilize there privacy settings on social network sites.
batummshakalaka 1
What's so bad about that? You choose to be her friend on Facebook. Why are you 'friends' with people who aren't your friends? Facebook. I just don't get it.
seniors 5
Ur such a Moron... Get on with ur life Fool!! Happy birthday :)
xgetxbentx 13
uh big deal? she said happy birthday, she was being nice. besides, it's not her fault your ex was a cheating douche bag.
dealerdon 0
unless both were on the same day YDI seriously OP y are u friends with her