Intimacy: Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 14:31 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 08:02 - New Zealand

Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2019 18:00

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By Brian - 23/12/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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marmlr339 14

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:58

ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...

Alanah101 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:58

I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?

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AwesomeWillv1 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 11:05

ATTN: Morons going "durr why u have her az ur freeeeeeend", you can post on people's wall without being friends with them.

juultjeh 1

Thursday 17 February 2011 15:46

if you know that he cheats on you with her, why are you still with him..

jgraham3 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 16:00

I hope you mean your exboyfriend

barb_pointe 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:10

Don't be a douche. Be glad she actually took the time to wish you a happy birthday.

FuckinNazeh 0

Friday 18 February 2011 18:03

Wow... What facebook can do to your life now days.

jacquie22 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:49

definitely had that happen to me

jacquie22 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 3:50

definitely had that happen to me

dorktastic09 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:31

that would not have happened if you weren't friends with her op.

alishafrancesca 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:54

you deserve it for being friends with the girl your boyfriend cheated with on FB

domosumo 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 16:45

YDI "Happy Birthday.. say hi to your boyfriend for me. I still have his underpants and the condom we didn't use."

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