Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML
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Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML
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marmlr339 14
ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...
Alanah101 0
I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?
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Comments (94)
dudehaha 4
why is that a fyl? then delete off your Facebook idiot!
torio123 27
chill dude at least she's nice enough to say that.
DaveTheBrave20 0
DELETE THAT SHIT
Offensive_fml 4
Your boyfriend could have started, and she can be innocent as she probably did not know. Other than that, I'm losing faith in humanity if people these days get excited over Facebook wallposts. Birthday - Facebook = No one remembers.
FuckMyEveryth1ng 0
-gasp- She has some nerve. Maybe next she'll poke you
prettylittledevi 0
why the **** are you friends with her? that happened to me and I blocked that bitch not friend her...
brooklynbarbie 0
why do you even have her on facebook?
kemar7856 0
why would you have her?
MMAbram 0
Hahahha why would you even have her as a friend? YDI
izzybaby27 0
um she's being nice. not her fault HE cheated on u.
withered 30
It could be written in a sarcastic / passive aggressive manner. Depends on the circumstances/details about which were not added in the FML. Kind of like a bully kicking a kid and saying "happy birthday" - it would not be a nice gesture.