Intimacy: Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 14:31 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was excited because of all the wall posts I got on Facebook. Then I saw I got a "Happy Birthday" from the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 13:04 - United States

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 08:02 - New Zealand

Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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Not mine!

By Anonymous - 21/12/2019 18:00

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By Brian - 23/12/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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marmlr339 14

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:58

ummm YDI for having her added. And it really isn't a FML that she wished you a happy birthday...

Alanah101 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:58

I'm wondering the same too. why are you guys friends?

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jcrizzle 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:38

Thats what you get for having Facebook.

spottie 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:56

Wow that chick has balls but I'm wondering the same, why are you even friends with her?

mille1011 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 11:25

i would choke the bitch lol thats just me

PulselCie 3

Friday 17 June 2011 21:20

YDI for being unattractive and having her added.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:33

woooow, thats a bitch move. personally, id kick her ass. but thats just me..

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:23

She just wanted to be nice.

NaranjaLime 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 3:58

1. Maybe she thinks HER boyfriend cheated on her. More than likely she didn't know about you either. 2. At least she was nice enough to say happy birthday. 3. You should definitely look on the bright side and stop your bitching. Most "cheatees" would be trying to beat your ass on your birthday.