By Anonymous - 26/05/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a heated argument with my girlfriend. Not because of anything I did, but because she actually believes that pasteurization is when a pastor blesses a dairy product. "You know, like kosher." FML
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Nadron 21

"May thy milk be blessed for thy thirst." Amen.

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fakedsincerity 32

Oh dear. Tell her to do some Google research. Also have a milk related joke: Why is milk the fastest food? Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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emeraldisle 30

I hope you don't plan on having kids with this woman.

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JKPwnage 27

Don't let stupid reproduce. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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krazayman 18

nope #47 Krazy does the sticking in my case lol

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_kyleG_ 34

Sounds like Jew could settle this with Google

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kmaheynoway 25

I don't think that Israeli the best way to settle things.

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PePziNL 20

Don't Jewish that your girlfriend was a little bit smarter?

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Sharkthedark 11

the argument must be making her mein fuhreous

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sonasonic 34

I never Jew there were people like her.

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Bibliovore 26

Or a nice biography of Louis Pasteur. Or both.

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Nadron 21

"May thy milk be blessed for thy thirst." Amen.

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boboates 17

She sounds like my student teacher from this year -- she thought the ozone was a hole in the ground and couldn't figure out why it was a problem becuase they should just fill it

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RedPillSucks 31

the ozone is the opposite of the gspot. rub it and you'll go instead of come. *ducks to avoid rotten tomatoes*

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tiggerlover100 27

How did your teacher even get a teaching license?!

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tournamentdecide 33

Student teachers don't have licenses yet.

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tiggerlover100 27

True but they still have gone though all the schooling to get the license by the time they're student teaching.

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gsam99 20

I have lab instructors who don't even plan on being teachers. They've just taken all the required courses and "know enough" (even if we prove them wrong multiple times in the semester) to read us a lab manual and show us a video.

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Bibliovore 26

#58, student teachers are actually still students -- they have not yet graduated, so have not completed their schooling or studies.

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fakedsincerity 32

Oh dear. Tell her to do some Google research. Also have a milk related joke: Why is milk the fastest food? Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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fakedsincerity 32

I do. But they're not very amoosing. ... I tried.

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kmaheynoway 25

I don't mean to milk this thread, but your puns were udderly amazing. Cow did you come up them?

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sdroze1389 31

did you point out that pastor and pasteur are spelled differently? then Google louis pasteur and and drop it. she will feel dumber if you say nothing after that.

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gearhead369 20

Haha you know what? You and everyone else knows that she is wrong, but be nice to her anyway. She'll figure it out one day and will know you were sweet to her

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sdroze1389 31

isn't that kinda mean? letting her walk around thinking she is right but actually sounding like an idiot? better to get corrected by by someone you love than strangers who will be more critical.

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Kurby14 21

I'm sure she read that on wikipedia and we all know that site is never wrong!

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_kyleG_ 34

It's both as accurate and more extensive than the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

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