Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
lovexlivexsmile 0
uhm wow get a job get YOUR OWN car get off your high horse and join us honey, your parents aren't gonna fund your life, grow up
RommpinCrab 0
Greedy son of a bitch.
fidrat04 0
i never had my own car until i bought my own....your parents probably paid the one you have right now....suck it up buttercup...
carly_rose_02 5
I'm 18 years old, I'm moving out to go to college this coming fall, and I don't have a car of my own. I won't get one until I can buy one myself or my parents get a new one and don't need their oldest one anymore. It sort of sucks that you got a birthday gift that you can't really use, but be grateful that you at least have your own car.
jn004 4
your kidding right?? you expect a new car each year? spoiled much????
xo_sweetheart_xo 0
dont be so ungrateful atleast you got something on your bday could of been alot worse
fluffysponges 0
You spoilt brat.
crawfordjs54 0
whiny little bastard child. what do you want? a freaking farrari?
Kolby27 1
yours knew you were a ******* little brat, asking for a second car at 17, so they got you something as useless aa possible... itll show you to be greedy on your birthday
SeiferAlmas 4
Lol I'm 19 and I've had the same '96 tachoma for 4 years. If you want a new car, get a job.