Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
LissaMccracken 23
Haha if I asked my parents for a car, they'd laugh at me. Don't be a spoilt bitch, buy your own Damn car, at least they got you anything at all
roryriddle 5
wow buy your own damn car. spoiled brat. I didnt get a car until I bought one myself you should learn what respect and hard work does mommy and daddy won't be around to spoil you forever
XxFallenAngeelxX 2
Im 17 and on my 2nd vehicle. Both bought and paid for with my own money. Suck it up OP your lucky to have a car
julian__91 3
*parents side of this story* "Today, my son just turned 17. He asked for another car, and we can barely pay the mortgage. FML"
cheshire123 6
Can we say ungrateful? No inconsiderate maybe? How about snobby?
toxic_walrus 15
FYL for getting something that you can't actually use (yet) YDI for being a stuck up bitch. You're 17 and have a car, you're already doing better than most people your age. Grow up.
LuthienSilimaure 7
I'm 19, have gone through boot camp, and still don't even have a driving PERMIT. Suck it up, spoiled brat.
anonymous100000 17
boo ******* who. I'm a freshman in college and don't-nor have I ever- owned a car. get the **** over it you selfish spoiled little piece of shit.
fantasyworld 39
Buy one yourself. Take up photography as a hobby.
Argretto 5
Look man I bought my first second and third car myself. Just be happy they bought you a dirt cheap easy to maintain reliable car. Suck it up buttercup.