Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
fockeygirl 12
Really. I'm 17 and I don't have a car yet. YDI
chadminer337 9
Ungrateful motherf**ker
Beliarr 7
Are you ******** me!? Where i come from, you dont just get a car! Your patents actually got you a car?! ****, i had to buy my own goddamn bike at that age!
nellyphant 18
I'm 20 and have never had a car I'm not complaining but count yourself lucky op! I know for a fact my first car will be bought with my own money and insured with my own money!
Adaptions 7
Maybe there telling you to make your own money. OP
bazookajoey 27
You came to the wrong site to complain OP, you sound like a brat
aZzwipe 18
rich bitch
Cinis 13
Given the username, OP has a perfectly fine car. A Honda Civic in any condition isn't cheap.
xxxmeisiejxxx 20
I can imagine you're not so happy with a book on photography while not owning a camera... but asking for a car??? Work for the money so you can buy one yourself or just drive a car that 'sucks'.
LittleDoggo 15
At least you have a car.