Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
jebusandme 1
Yeah, I've got to agree with you on that one. I know it's been said a million times already but YDI for being a spoiled douche. 17 and you want a 2nd car, you've had your license for what? 6 months now? Moron.
TakeItEasyPeople 0
I like how everyone uses the fact that a 17 year old was hoping for a car ( which is not at all common or popular o.O) to make themselves feel superiors ----------------------------------------------------- I am neither better nor worse than you because of this comment
aq2004 0
YDI for being a douche nozzle.
Emma_91 0
No, we're saying the OP is a spoiled brat because they're asking for a new car when they already have one.
emilie721 0
Your an ass your 17 and you already have a car I don't give a shit that it sucks but some people have to work to even get a car maybe you should try it out someday. Maybe if you did you would learn something useful like that you can't always get what you want and sometimes all that your parents can afford is a book and they thought you might like it so just be happy that they didn't forget it was your bday all together and Get a life and post stupid post like this you dumb ass
Svartaren 0
If I would describe this guy in one word I'd say; SPOILED!
RoxyRaccoon 4
Good lord, people. The guy got a book on photography and doesn't even own a camera. He deserves SOME sympathy.
queenofbavaria 0
I almost feel bad for you just because you were too naïve and ignorant to realize that what you were asking for was obviously ridiculous and that your parents probably got you the photography book so that you would be interested in something more intellectual than beer pong.
infantry831 0
buy your own car you lazy dirt bag. who in the right mind gives their kid a car for a birthday gift these days. you must be a spoiled brat. get a life and stop begging mommy and daddy to support your life
Miss_Represented 0
Agree with 45. You have a car, it works, quit being a spoiled brat, maybe someone was hinting you get a job and buy your own car!
jestr 0
buy one and become the best photgrapher ever :P