Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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Comments (301)
Ninjasaurus18 9
So use your skills of whining for something, and get a camera. I love photography, and would honestly be jut as happy with that as a car.
SkoomaKi 28
Quit whinning, some people don't get anything at all.
katy13boo_fml 1
Poor baby here's a thought why don't you focus on someone besides your self for once. At least you got a gift.
ichoosetobe 10
Be a little grateful.
yunhee2000 10
I got a great idea. Get off ur lazy ass and get a job! Most parents cant even afford a kid a first car. Ungrateful.
missykayleyy 1
Buy your own car. Spoiled.
doglover100 29
A new hobby.
dogger2001 6
a first I thought it said pornogrophy, and I was like. that's way better then a car! lol
MsPhotolove 5
You are ungrateful. I didn't have a xar until i was a junior in college. Just be glad they got you a present and they remembered your birthday.
Skylansmile 11
I've had the same car since I was 15. My parents were kind enough to get me my own beetle bug back then and it's still the car I drive. My center console is fully duck taped an is still falling apart, my door panels fell off, and the overhead lining is falling down. The transmission needs to be replaced soon, as she won't do over 55/60 mph on a good day, more like 45/50 normally. Am I complaining? No. That's the way it is and I'm just happy to HAVE a car that gets decentish gas mileage and gets me to college and back. I'll get MYSELF a new(er) car when I can afford it. Boo hoo that daddy didn't buy you a shiny new toy just because the old one is a little worn out. Grow up.