Love: Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and...

By True Story - 29/08/2011 12:46 - Canada

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on doing some stupid TikTok where we say one thing we’d change about each other. She hates that I don’t always put plates straight in the dishwasher. I hate that she gets her makeup all over the sink without cleaning it. She got mad and threw a book at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 02:00

Today, it's been a week since my girlfriend moved into my house and I have now discovered she is one of those evil, unnatural beings: a Morning Person. FML

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Coercive freak

By Anonymous - 14/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Towaco

Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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Anger issues

By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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You deserved it 141

Time to move on

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML

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You deserved it 307

Get your act together

By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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springbok_fml 2

Monday 29 August 2011 15:50

break up?

wmsdubstep 6

Monday 29 August 2011 15:51

Get something bigger and slap her with it!

Comments

Nudi_fml 13

Monday 29 August 2011 16:03

and why did you say the two of you are still together? None of you got the balls to break it off?

RomanCatMama 16

Monday 29 August 2011 19:02

Sounds to me like the girlfriend has plenty of balls

Jays7 10

Monday 29 August 2011 19:54

88- I second that, sir!

smashgrab 0

Monday 29 August 2011 16:04

Here's a thought, grow a pair and leave her.

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Monday 29 August 2011 16:05

Did you stay you were still with her? Maybe you should change that hmmm

SPC117 5

Monday 29 August 2011 16:13

VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER! Unless the question is what is not the answer...then the answer is violence

sydneynault99 7

Monday 29 August 2011 18:27

yey holler.

StormGirl142 24

Monday 29 August 2011 19:08

Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is yes.

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:15

^ but I thought violence was the question so how could the question also be yes? Unless there were two questions, therefore you needed the plural form of question which happens to be questions... Ahh now I got myself all worked up I need to go take a bath

MissMae93 23

Monday 29 August 2011 16:15

And it took you a full year to realize this...?

stormchaser24 24

Monday 29 August 2011 16:16

Get one of those police shields, a m32 with tear gas, and a gas mask. There you go.

xPhoBiuHzZz 1

Monday 29 August 2011 16:19

Hopefully you have warranty on that furniture. Bring it back the brick.

sydneynault99 7

Monday 29 August 2011 18:29

represent Winnipeg! hollerrrr

skokob 7

Monday 29 August 2011 16:22

You should be happy that it's not knives! And be a man!

ZielZone 4

Monday 29 August 2011 16:26

Break it off. Grab a set, man up and quit being whipped.

pandora_geass 9

Monday 29 August 2011 16:35

OP will be in trouble when he tries to break it off..She'll probably set his house on fire or something. After taking all her stuff first, of course. But I suppose it's better to get it over with early before she starts giving him "hints" about marrying her.