Love: Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and...

By True Story - 29/08/2011 12:46 - Canada

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

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Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML

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By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

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Monday 29 August 2011 15:50

break up?

wmsdubstep 6

Monday 29 August 2011 15:51

Get something bigger and slap her with it!

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immortal628 20

Monday 29 August 2011 21:38

Hang in there, OP. This too shall pass. You may even consider speeding up the process by leaving.

RaniBaaby 0

Monday 29 August 2011 23:00

time to go yr separate way! or move into an unfurnished house w her..

jaff23 11

Monday 29 August 2011 23:14

She's a man beater. Dump her you can do better

UrLyfSuxx 0

Monday 29 August 2011 23:35

Sammi nd Ronnie?

onthetoilet 3

Monday 29 August 2011 23:39

Yeah that's a deal breaker

muhilrashid 4

Monday 29 August 2011 23:44

Marry her bro shes a keeper

mssykryssy 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:47

Thats wen u say "bitch im out"

icic6772 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:30

Well that's just one thing

chloeloelstein 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:11

What is she, the Hulk?

jayaysee 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:40

Uhh lose the bitch? Lol

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