Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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Top comments
grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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Comments (229)
kazmie 8
Maybe the kid needs to be "destroyed" for abusing your dog. That's how sociopaths get started Ya know.
sandman19 11
Please don't get rid of that dog, tell your daughter to raise her children better and then don't ever talk to them again for being trash
Bragi 12
Now you know what kind of mother raises a dog-beater.
whatthefhumanity 7
Little shit deserved a lot more than a scratch for repeatedly kicking an animal. Specifically, she deserved you to march over there and beat her ass and make sure she never touched an animal to hurt it again.
concend_blk_guy 8
So you watched while your grandchild trampled your dog, then you just watch will your dog bit your grandchild. YDI
faireanjell 5
Or she could teach her daughter to behave like a decent human being ..
mrmcleod 29
I'm really sorry! I totally feel for you. My brother in-law's then-wife pulled a similar stunt with their 3 year old while he was overseas. Their daughter clearly did not know how to handle animals, she tried to hug my in-law's pitbull around his neck who had been in the family for 18 years. According to her older sister the pit pulled away and he had a protruding tooth that CLAERLY nicked her cheek. The mom flipped her shit called animal control and everyone tried to reason with her including her oldest daughter but she would have none of it. She claimed later it was because she herself is afraid of big dogs. Then to add salt to the wound shortly after my brother in-law came home she happily got a big dog for the family.
Artures_way1 23
That kid deserved it. You should kick her repeatedly to see her reaction. If she hits you: she should be put down too.
rocker_chick23 27
#48: At 9, a child knows right from wrong. I am sickened that you're claiming she didn't know any better
Miki101 18
Tell your daughter to get over herself and to teach her kid how to respect all creatures.