Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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Top comments
grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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Comments (229)
Ichiya 29
Im sorry I was gonna keep my mouth shut, but you are stupid. Plain and simple. It is people like you who rationalize everything as it wasn't the kid's fault don't "abuse" her, that have caused us good children to have to live in a world of self absorbed, entitled, arrogant assholes. Thanks for ruining the world with your absolutely inane theories.
amberv61 22
#196 you are making just as many assumptions as everyone else.
jinxy333 13
maybe she should think about putting that ****-up of a child down. if she doesn't see that her daughter was wrong in every way and did something absolutely disgusting..then sorry to say YDI for raising your daughter poorly as she didn't raise her child with any morals.
Ichiya 29
Spanking does not equal beating. There are times when grounding is perfect as a punishment and others when a firm but not hard smack to the bottom is the better choice. As a parent you need to decide which to use when.
Ichiya 29
Here is a hint not all life is worth existing. That being said no one said to destroy the child, but I wouldn't ldt her back in my house until the mother steps up as a parent.
zsmith105 11
Screw your daughter. Your dog is more of a family member than your own daughter.
lvg_fml 10
Obviously you're not going to kill your dog. That said the next issue is wanting to see your granddaughter. 3 solutions that I see. Visit at their house, meet somewhere or lock your dog in the bedroom when she comes over (I'm sure the dog will be grateful). Hopefully your daughter will agree and not be an asshole. But keep an eye on the child. Look for any other signs of abusing animals or anything else
Ichiya 29
Or the mother keeps encouraging it like she is.
SqueakyMunk 14
You deserve it because you let a 9 year old kick your dog repeatedly. Your dog defended itself since you wouldn't.
HighasaCloud 46
What makes you think OP witnessed it?
soulreaper12296 28
**** your daughter.