Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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Top comments
grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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Comments (229)
rocker_chick23 27
I can't believe there are commenters on here saying a 9 year old is too young to know that abusing animals is wrong. My 6 year old, and 8 year old know that hurting animals is wrong.
simsgirlgem 25
my youngest niece is five and she knows that if she hits one of the four dogs her momma owns she'll get bit this brat is obviously the next Jack the ripper in the making
ohcheriecherie 20
your granddaughter will be lucky if she doesn't get mauled, acting like that.
DiamondGirlj 18
Tell your daughter that is your dog is much more loyal than she is
keeks46 12
She's your daughter. Tell HER what to do.
amber3120 15
Well then maybe she should train her brat daughter to NOT KICK ANIMALS ! -_- its her fault she deserved it i woulda laughed and told her not to come back till her companion child was destroyed . (Harsh but i bet thts how you felt when she said it)
Thomo2207 3
What a bitch...
Twisted_Angel 17
guess she doesn't need to see you then right? and I'm sure the dog feels the same way about her daughter kicking him.
Witchylady 18
Your daughter isn't worth it and your grand daughter deserves a good spanking and needs to be taught that hurting animals is not a sane thing to do. It cruel and inhumane. I hope your dog is ok. And your grand daughter deserved everything she got. What a nasty little girl. Keep the dog. Ditch the kids.
iwadasn 33
It's absurd to suggest that she cut ties with ALL her grandchildren because of the actions of one of them.
katina1236 20
Personally if anyone kicked my dog repeatedly I would expect him to give a hell of a lot more than a scratch. Your dog must be incredibly patient to simply scratch her.
WhoCouldIBe 11
Tell her you disown HER until she teaches her kid not go go Kicking dogs.