Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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user_one 3
Your daughter's a jackass. Good riddance to her, but it sux that you can't see your granddaughter. I hate people who can't control their bratty children then get all bent out of shape when something bad happens.
Miss_A_x0x 12
Honestly. What a good dog to only scratch her! My dog would have bitten her leg. And though I don't recommend doing this. Young children severely abusing animals in such way is a very serious red flag for child services to get involved... You have a good dog, OP. I'm sorry you were put in such an awful situation
snazzymcwho 21
Your daughter is a dumb bitch and should be raising her kids better. That's animal abuse and the kid had it coming.
DaniX9 5
The child I babysit is about the same age, an only child, and totally spoiled. Somehow her father, who hates small dogs, got a small dog, and he's telling me how much of an animal lover his daughter is when I had just seen her kick their dog! He said she's not very nice to their dog, though...
circleone 8
Tell your daughter that her and her daughter are not allowed in your house, near your dog, until she learns how to be a proper parent and teach her daughter how to behave like a child, rather than an animal.
PheonixLady 8
Omg... No offense but your daughter is a bitch, please don't hurt your dog by getting rid of it or 'destroying' :(
Guesty2000 6
I guess that daughter wont be getting any presents for a while. The grandchild provoked it.
Kiwimaid 9
ydi, for having kids.
tediruxe 13
when it comes to birthdays tell them mommy said they didn't want anything. tell her 9 year old comes last and needs to apologize to the dog before anyone gets anything and she still won't.
DanielleinDC 34
Yes, but if a child burns her hand on a hot stove, nobody blames the stove. The parent would presumably tell the child this is why you don't put your hands on stoves. Similarly, if a child is kicking a dog, and the dog defends herself, the parent should know that the dog was defending herself. Actions have consequences, and a nine-year-old kid should be old enough and smart enough to know that.