Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
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Today, I saw my grandfather kick my dog, who is a 6-pound chihuahua, across the room. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me for having "too much sex during the apocalypse" and "invading my brain with your pancakes." This man is my legal guardian for 3 more years. FML
Today, it's been weeks since my teenage kids have walked the dog I got them; they also don’t play with it, pay it any attention, or feed it. It’s all been me, so since I never wanted it in the first place, I gave it to a friend of my mom's. My kids now think I’m the devil and my husband says I overreacted. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, my mom's super spoiled small demon dog attacked my 3 year-old daughter, mauling her leg. Out of instinct, I kicked it away, causing it to fly across the room yelping. I picked up my daughter and took her straight to the hospital, where she got stitches. Later that night, I was greeted with a vet bill. FML
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, I lost my custody battle and I have to return my grandchildren to my disowned daughter, who was allowing her now ex-husband to abuse them. I can't appeal or anything because frankly we don't have the funds. I wish I'd never had her. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, my daughter told me that now that she's a Christian, I can no longer see my grandchildren unless I repent from my "homosexual lifestyle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my grandmother hates me. So much so that I've become a rotten, desperate, and overall evil person with no thoughts and considerations towards other people. My family doesn't know this, but I can never undo the damage she has done to me since birth (as she raised me). I only care about my own well-being, nothing else. FML
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grajax 24
Tell her to shut the **** up.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Clearly some adults haven't realized what your granddaughter either has by now or needs to: that there are consequences for actions and that animals are not punching bags.
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Comments (229)
SuperMew 22
Let your daughter know that you will be more than happy to see her when the dog dies of a natural death. You will only put it down when it reaches an age where it is no longer happy and healthy. When that time comes, you hope her daughter will have learned some manners.
Fas4wd 13
Do not give in.
blu42nj 4
aborting your daughter seems like a good idea right now.
MonsterFarce 7
Sorry, but she is a real ****.
RebeccaRFT 18
Don't worry Op, you're in the right. Your granddaughter is a spoiled brat that needed to get bitten right in the face of you ask me. My parents continuously let my brat of a 9 year old brother get away with everything. He is like an untrained dog. Too bad your granddaughter turned out like him.
Fou_Lou 20
Poor dog. The daugther defenetly hasnt it shit together. Kids and animals are always a weird mix because they have to learn how to treat them and somtimes kids take a while to learn not to treat Animals as toys. The granddaugther got her punishment, if it were my kid i would explainto her that the scrach is her own fault and that she has to behave the next time around the dog and that the dog acted in selfdefence. And since she already got her punishment i wouldnt punish her aditionally. I got bitten by our own dog myself about 2 or 3 times as a kid because i was an asshole to him and i totally deserve it. I really dislike people who punish the animals for normal animal behavoir and the mistakes of other.
Shade1982 21
People are ignorant idiots by default it seems. I can tell you an even worse story. My wife is a veteranarian, and at one time a man brought in a dog with the request to euthanize it because it had attacked their daughter (nor sure what her age was). They always do a full check-up before a request like this and they found multiple (around 20-25) staples hammered in the dog's skin. Some where even corroded, showing this had been going on for a while... When she confronted the man with the animal abuse, he blatantly denied it was his daughter who did it and insisted she terminate the animal "because it was dangerous". She refused and asked if he would agree with putting the animal up for adoption, luckily he agreed with that. Moral of the story, most animals will accept an insane amount of abuse from their owners and will almost never attack without good reason, even after a while...
Miss_A_x0x 12
Oh my god... That's repulsive.. Why can't we put down horrible people like that. They are far more dangerous
simsgirlgem 25
ask other relatives with dogs or cats even to invite your daughter and granddaughter over for tea or something and if she kicks them to and get's attacked your daughter will know your granddaughter is a brat
vampiratecaptain 3
Keep the dog; there are plenty of bitches to go around.
alexowitz 8
I say good riddance to your daughter. Hope you have a long and happy life w/ your dog :)