FML : Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody...

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Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 September 2010 23:15 / United States

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By tiffanyjean | 3

#1391838 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:15

that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself

By kellanlvr | 1

#1391846 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

aww I hate when my family does that :/

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By tiffanyjean | 3

#1391838 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:15

that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself

Princess994 | 0

#1391860 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

agreed. I would have been pissed and hurt that they did that

ortega_fml | 0

#1391863 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

i guess when they are there, they're family...
without you.
ydi.

zoodude91 | 0

#1392091 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:37

no one says supper in the States OP. get with the times.

SeduceRecycle | 0

#1392322 - Sunday 12 September 2010 10:20

LOOK AT THE DELICIOUS FOOD!

hhhiii | 0

#1392363 - Sunday 12 September 2010 10:32

shush it tubby and Jessica alba on your pic? really. Is your name Luis?

Fluffeh | 5

#1392368 - Sunday 12 September 2010 10:33

How do they deserve it?

pwincessa23 | 1

#1392407 - Sunday 12 September 2010 10:46

what??!!!!!!! WTF is wrong with them?!!! OLIVE GARDEN IS ABSOLUTELY BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I say u stab em!! lol jk don't go that far but it is good. mmmmm yummy maybe cuz I'm prego but I think it's awesome!

SeduceRecycle | 0

#1392416 - Sunday 12 September 2010 10:48

48, yes olive garden is delicious! There is one here in Edmonton == YUMMMMM. Always really busy 

woofis | 0

#1392518 - Sunday 12 September 2010 11:17

my cousin got hives at an olive garden once.

Wtfmlib | 0

#1392890 - Sunday 12 September 2010 13:55

you are the stupidest person ever #5

sprawlguard | 0

#1392946 - Sunday 12 September 2010 14:10

haha ftw

KingDingALing | 9

#1393318 - Sunday 12 September 2010 15:57

Piss on the kitchen floor and then leave. Let your mom clean it up. Or better yet, take a shit on the floor! XD

AbsoluteTurtle | 0

#1393948 - Sunday 12 September 2010 17:40

olive garden sucks amyway, and nice ballad of gay tony reference haha

Jessi2487 | 0

#1394068 - Sunday 12 September 2010 18:01

25- i was so gonna say tht

zoodude91 | 0

#1394898 - Sunday 12 September 2010 22:22

olive garden is retarded - it's horrible Italian food.

pwincessa23 | 1

#1531407 - Monday 11 October 2010 8:08

96, no it's not...

isuckok | 11

#5756572 - Saturday 16 November 2013 15:55

#25 My gran does. I used to when I lived with her, and I still do sometimes. It's a personal preference, not "getting with the times"

Tankkiller308 | 16

#6001397 - Tuesday 8 July 2014 5:41

What are you a Yankee or something you need to get with the program, #24

By kellanlvr | 1

#1391846 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

aww I hate when my family does that :/

chantelfurtado | 0

#1393258 - Sunday 12 September 2010 15:40

me too I HATE it

pdk420 | 0

#2858543 - Sunday 10 July 2011 2:39

your family's are cunts

By ElectricGhost_fml | 5

#1391850 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

hahaha dude olive garden isn't that good anyways =P

sexybitch92 | 0

#1392088 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:37

agreed , Olive Garden isn't that great. fyl though op your family sounds cheap and mean.

FYLDeep | 25

#1392176 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:47

I've never been there either, but their commercials make it look like the greatest place ever.

KiaraMonet | 0

#1393136 - Sunday 12 September 2010 15:11

Their BreadSticks Are Awesome.

RandomDudeOrRD | 0

#1393780 - Sunday 12 September 2010 17:08

the breadsticks and salad are to die for! nom nom nom nom nom. 

azn_pridee69 | 0

#1395106 - Sunday 12 September 2010 23:48

olive garden is beast. stfu D:

By Filitov | 0

#1391887 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:18

So go make a PB&J sandwich and enjoy it. Problem solves.

Filitov | 0

#1391924 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:22

*solved. God I hate the auto-correct on iPhones.

panchod1234 | 0

#1391966 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:27

n if your still lonly u can eff tha sandwich?

doink | 0

#1392027 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:32

PB&J sandwich > Olive Garden

Joemc | 0

#1392536 - Sunday 12 September 2010 11:26

panchod I'm pretty sure that if their family was home they wouldn't "eff" them so why would he do that to a sandwich?

makemeasandwich | 0

#1392564 - Sunday 12 September 2010 11:46

9 - then just turn it off.

By MaCOOLiT | 5

#1391905 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:20

maybe if you were such a lazy butt you could have been there. ydi!

brianjman14 | 22

#1392049 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:34

So you're saying if she IS a lazy butt, she could have been there? What? That makes no sense...

isuckok | 11

#5756574 - Saturday 16 November 2013 15:57

Perhaps she was exhausted from whatever she had done that week/weekend.

By LAO_fml | 0

#1391918 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:21

maybe they were talking about how fat you are so they didn't want you to come cuz they charge per chair you would take up 2 you lazy ass

X_o_X_ocutie | 0

#2180829 - Monday 14 March 2011 17:01

lol

By ElectricGhost_fml | 5

#1391943 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:25

how is the girl/boy lazy they just took a nap so that makes them automatically lazy?!

6sick6 | 4

#1394143 - Sunday 12 September 2010 18:20

No, it's just fun to assume that :D

By makemeasandwich | 0

#1391951 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:25

look on the bright side.. you have the home for yourself.

By Ahunya | 0

#1391990 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:29

One extra person to feed :)haha

hhhiii | 0

#1392371 - Sunday 12 September 2010 10:34

you mean one less!

ShotCaller82 | 0

#1395339 - Monday 13 September 2010 0:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By brianjman14 | 22

#1392012 - Sunday 12 September 2010 9:31

Well, now you have the house to yourself. :) But yeah, that was mean.

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