Today, after my wife broke my heart years ago when she cheated, I then met my sexual ying, and developed a napalm relationship, but she lost her marriage and relies on me for everything. So now I have FOUR human beings relying on me. Nobody should say anything but I deserved it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago, and then, how stupid of me, I forgave him and took him back. I guess I had this coming. FML
Today, I realized I sacrificed all my friends to make sure my marriage was successful, but sometimes when under extreme stress from my wife, I use the B-word and that’s enough for her to want to leave me. However, it’s perfectly fine for her to say "Fuck you" and that I’m a everything but a decent human being. FML
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, I met my wife’s father, an alcoholic who'd abandoned her, for the first time. She now has to support him financially. The guy is a piece of shit, but after we left, she fucked me more vigorously than I thought possible. I’m planning to see this turd again, just for the benefit of my sex life. FML
Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
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ekk100 8
I'm so confused. Who are these four adults who are reliant on you? Your wife is presumably (hopefully?) now your ex-wife and therefore in no way reliant on you. Your new sex buddy was a cheater who broke up her own marriage and is also in no way reliant on you. Fun fact! Being single doesn't mean you can't get a job and find somewhere to live. Unless you've left out some major part of this story it sounds like you've let perfectly capable adults take advantage of you.
RichardPencil 32
Me, too. Are you supporting your wife's side piece and your ying's ex-husband?
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ekk100 8
I'm so confused. Who are these four adults who are reliant on you? Your wife is presumably (hopefully?) now your ex-wife and therefore in no way reliant on you. Your new sex buddy was a cheater who broke up her own marriage and is also in no way reliant on you. Fun fact! Being single doesn't mean you can't get a job and find somewhere to live. Unless you've left out some major part of this story it sounds like you've let perfectly capable adults take advantage of you.
RichardPencil 32
Me, too. Are you supporting your wife's side piece and your ying's ex-husband?