crazytown62
United States
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
Verona, United States
Watching your prime go by
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
catlady
United Kingdom
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Nick Nameous
United States
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall
Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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viccheergirl 0
Forever alone?
ragingdepression 4
welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book
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Comments (305)
dharmaxxx 2
go to the bar. i imagine there will be loads of desperates not wanting to go home alone tonight.
digitaljunky 5
Write a son about it... Become famous and surrounded by fake love!
Lubpynk 0
"anti-independence day"
br0ccoli 15
Hahaha! So true
finished 10
Lol forever alone, is that you??? :)
iloveweed69 7
today it's suck all the dicks you want day
THE_A_TEEN 28
If you're a ****, or a prostitute, or a gay ****/prostitute.
Jannettecooks 1
Wow. Cough cough whoooore cough
iloveweed69 7
wow cough cough it's a joke chill cough cough 8=====D
Slimshots 8
I wanted to follow up with something classy, but I'm afraid I can't outclass you, #51.
iloveweed69 7
give it a try
Numeral 4
I don't see what the problem is. From what I can tell 51 is a nice girl that shares love all over
Slimshots 8
Shares the love or shares the herpe?
iloveweed69 7
sharing both ;)
MehFest 0
A girl with my heart in mind.
Numeral 4
My kinda girl...minus the herpes and what have you
SOS15151 0
Me 2
wildfiresgirl 7
What are you griping about? Being single means no relationship drama, no nagging, AND you get to sleep with whoever whenever you want! Being single rocks man! :-)
BeyondVirtuoso 2
Do you need a pair of scissors?
KitsuneNoYugure 9
God damn I'm tired of hearing people bitch about Valentines Day. We get it, you're single. If you're so damn lonely, go out and meet people, get a bf or gf.
Zomg_Okay 27
Just for you, OP: Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka costs less Than dinner for two