Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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Comments (266)
dangerinthehalls 0
why should anybody feel sorry for this chick? it's the wife that should you be feeling sorry for. this chick needs to get over it. so what if she wasted six months, so did the wife and probably many more. you're story isn't the only one, so gtfoi. there are plenty of other guys.
ssaammiiee 5
suckkks! but i think anybody with a brain would be able to figure out that there was something suspicious about him
TalkinSmack 6
send them a card... signed "your girlfriend _____"
birdfreak 24
ouch. does he wear his wedding ring around you? cause if he does, you were stupid not to notice
Nukey 2
First of all, anniversaries come once a year. Once. A. Year. Second, how the **** did he hide that from you? You're doofy enough to celebrate half anniversaries but you never visit his house?
chaoticnh 0
most likely celebrated/recognized monthly
IntenseGas 0
Congrats!!
camo97 0
After a while you are as much or more at fault for not being more inquisitive about his life. He must like women that are clueless. It doesn't mean that he isn't a cheating liar and should suffer some consequences for his actions. Chalk it up to a lesson learned and move on with your life. Forget the money, cause I have a feeling that was the main reason you were with him, and find true love!
chaoticnh 0
money? lol. guys don't cheat for money? I'm pretty sure cheating long term like he was, was costing him money. I have a feeling sex is why he was with her
SorrowFull 8
I would tend to think that tell-tell signs would be present, but if one is interested in another it is so easy to overlook and ignore all these signs, it is easy to say that she is an idiot, or should have suspected something is up, but most likely she was seeing with her heart and not her eyes or brain. She needs to learn from this mistake and move on
kookookatchu 0
tell the wife and get back at the douche together
tricksterme 0
what a loser