Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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Comments (266)
purplecowchik 5
The wife is the one that should be saying FML. I hope you tell her so she can divorce that douchebag.
Perdition 4
"An anniversary is a day that commemorates and/or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same day of the year as the initial event." 1) 6 months is not an anniversary. In the large scale of life, it is a relatively small amount of time. While I understand your predicament, get over it. 2) You are not the wife. You are the sideshow. Neither of you have any sort of legal binding. Once again, get over it. :)
karagarren 8
It's still enough time to hurt her. Get over yourself. It sucks more for the wife but still sucks for her too.
TheNewGuy03 28
you said what i was getting ready to say. it's said so often, too. hell, the word itself is a dead giveaway that it's a yearly thing. :/ |the kid|
DiscoSlut 0
thumbs Down, you write way too much ******* writing writer fu and f ur f-ing writing ******. **** YOU
TheNewGuy03 28
don't bite me, 91... |the kid|
VitaLp 14
Thankyou, 46 and 84. Someone needed to say this without being a douchebag about it. It ***** me to no end when my friends talk about their 'one month anniversary'. Err, what?
MaryJane232323 9
i suggest telling him you're married too and see what he thinks about that..
TheNewGuy03 28
i'm pretty sure that will solve absolutely nothing. |the kid|
Zmeilerr 22
Yes, because the mature and responsible thing to do when you're in a crisis like this is to add insult to injury. If you seriously think trying to get back at someone for something they did, is right, then you're going to lead a very sad life. Any mature and responsible person would've have left his sorry ass, and walked away from the situation. Apparently, we have someone on here who just likes stirring shit up. Moron.
VitaLp 14
Well to be fair, she's 15. Sometimes I think FML needs age restrictions.
owned247 0
haha ydi, your fault for being mistress
shamille 5
She didn't know! It's her fault because he lied to her?
PghSportsNation 0
i'd video tape your next sweat session with him and then send it to his wife as an Anniversary gift.
Barbecue97 0
I think you should go to his house and say hi to his wife
addy763 0
do you even know what the word "anniversary" means? ydi for being an idiot.
Salvikidd 6
you obviously don't know what it means.
alabamajoe77 3
really?! after 3 months you really didn't know?! -really?! women are naive. you were fooling yourself, you knew. get over it, move on.
kattailya 4
how did you not know he was married?? what a jerk off
abckyx 0
wow.... really lady start checking who your dating