Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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Comments (266)
patrickalamo 47
so what are you getting him???
mhnilo88 0
could be worse you could be the wife..
maffy4ever 8
I bet you were dating my Dad.
iMagzzzy 0
Why are you complaining? I bet when the wife finds out shes gonna rip his nuts off.
shmity8 0
It's actually, my boyfriend and ME.. know your English lol
marinaim 17
You're an idiot..
awkitty07 0
couldn't be any worse than my wife having a kid with another man
Ninjashrimp 0
was he wearing a ring?
cocktailpeanut 3
There's this thing called the Internet... you can look people up on it... like public marriage records and things like that. F the WIFE'S life, not yours. Next time do a little more of a background check. Homewrecker.
zarco55 0
he must have played it really well those six months, or you're just an idiot...
apegirl907 0
and you still call him your boyfriend?