Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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Comments (266)
mmorgan9218 5
anniversaries are yearly sooo 6 months wouldn't be considered an anniversary
lookmebaby 2
shut up
goshpeople 4
If you're going to complain about something, complain about the terrible grammar in this FML. Not the nearly universally accepted concept of a one-, three-, or six-month anniversary. Or, if you want to be really annoying, make up your own word for it, like "lunaversary", and then complain when people don't know what you're talking about.
mmorgan9218 5
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot the whole world has found it acceptable to be ignorant.
SmallTownCutie 0
Not ignorant. Lenient. Some things just aren't that big of a deal and aren't worth arguing about. When we assess and criticize little unimportant things, we come off bitchy. Like you.
mmorgan9218 5
You're absolutely right, let's continue to accept mediocrity and be lenient with stupid. Its not like we aren't going down hill as a society as it is
SmallTownCutie 0
Oh, shut up. Once again, people celebrating a 6th month anniversary isn't a huge deal. It's not mediocrity. It's a little thing that makes people happy. Now, I understand not excepting the fact that people can't tell the difference between your and you're. That's just stupid. But this isn't a huge deal and it's not worth bitching about.
VitaLp 14
Accepting*
baby_sp00n 0
bark
nessaspissed 0
what does that comment have to do with this FML?lol are you calling the husband a dog or what...?lol
YayorNay 8
A bark off of a tree. Duh.
sourgirl101 28
I bet it now makes sense why he only wanted to do it at your place. F the wife's life. Your life will be fine once you move on, she's the only that will deal with a cheating husband. There's probably others like you.
gravy_jones 0
this is really the only comment worth thumbing
sourgirl101 28
Oops, I meant to write *one* not only. Damn! I mess up a lot! Lol
TheStoryOfUs 0
you deserve it! not being attractive enough!
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
maybe he is a Moorman? :)
mmorgan9218 5
Mormon*
J1hill33 12
did he never wear a ring?
shelby_sevenfold 0
He could be like Adam Sandler's character on Just Go With It, using the ring to get women, and saying his wife beats him, cheats on him, etc. (: But OP, I'm sorry. :( what a prick.
Rick_S 3
"Next month is my three year anniversary with my husband. I just found out today is his six month anniversary with his girlfriend. FML." Get a grip here. You're no the one who's life is f'ed. You'll be fine. The woman he cheated on, however, is f'ed.
karagarren 8
that still sucks for her. six months is enough time to fall for someone and to find out you were the other girl would suck. f both the women's lives.
SmallTownCutie 0
Wouldn't it also make you feel horrible being the other woman? I'd be really guilty. It's just an awkward situation for everyone.
cheerleader1011 0
at least you weren't the one married to him
disney_blonde 16
You didn't find it strange that in 6 months you haven't been invited to his place?
lamaravilla1 0
6months for u to find out he's merry really.???? FYL
felah17 6
Of course he's merry! He's got two women!!
RaineLee 5
169- I see what you did there :P