By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

Spicy
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 926
You deserved it 855

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.

Comments

that is something both of you can enjoy... together or alone

Use a password he'll never get in a million year!

Time to watch some "for women" ****. Don't forget to loudly complain that your boyfriend isn't as exciting as your **** afterwards, complete with suggestions about his clothes, sex moves, manscaping, etc,

if it makes you feel any better my bf took me out for drinks and brunch and made me pay for myself... I'd rather the **** hub account lol

brightlink 8

That is the ultimate gift for a man

ArbiterOfFML 24

This is a sign. He wants you to learn something for the sexytimes. ;)

brendejafulable 41

The gift that keeps on giving.

Well, I mean, if you'll use it... It's the thought that counts?