Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Jatok 17
Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.
Dave_Davington 35
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
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Comments (23)
ballerinaaub 17
At least he's there. Mine has missed all my birthdays for his family the past 6 years. This year I planned a get away and had to cancel because he's going to his brothers. Good ol lonely me.
Joshua Telker 2
I would be a okay with that