Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Mike
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
All shook up
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
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Enslaved 38
Butt the shart won.
Killz268 18
the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.
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Comments (77)
DeathofCareBear 21
Does it bother anyone else they said shat? It just sounds weird to me.
DeathofCareBear 21
Shart*
Enslaved 38
That's the correct term. Cross between shit and fart= shart.
DeathofCareBear 21
Yes I understand that but I just don't like the way it sounds.
Mauskau 36
No one likes the way it smells or feels, either.
Thatissarcastic 17
I have this stuck in my head to the tune of I fought the law and the law won.
False_Stupidity 42
Your not alone there.
jackipdoc 31
I did too!
olpally 33
Quit fartin around... Geeze.
beeferjay 34
farts... you just can't trust 'em sharts... don't bust 'em
allforfun 23
Never trust a fart. It's written on bathroom walls so it's obviously true
AviKerensky 17
-Sings- I fought the shart and the shart won! I fought the shart and the shart won!
jackipdoc 31
I sung this in my head immediately
sighlifeman 12
moment of silence for that
MozillaHostile 21
I had a bad diarrhea attack during final exams. Was not fun.
Xobubblyxo 23
That sounds like a Green Day song. I fought the shart and the shart won
CharlieM78 9
Seriously?! Greenday?! Wow just wow
Liu1992 14
The shart always wins.Always.