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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Enslaved 36

Friday 9 October 2015 6:43

Butt the shart won.

Killz268 18

Friday 9 October 2015 6:37

the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.

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dakotaabriannee 14

Friday 9 October 2015 8:41

Oh shart!

Destiny8745 29

Friday 9 October 2015 8:57

I'm hoping for your sake that you had a good bit of distance between yourself and the audience cause that's slightly awkward.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 9 October 2015 9:02

How did it go asside from that?

YFOS_fml 17

Friday 9 October 2015 9:08

I sang that instead of reading it!

aimbug 42

Friday 9 October 2015 9:51

*starts singing* I fought a shart, but the shart won!

kuzzy00 22

Friday 9 October 2015 10:40

Though shalt not shart when putting on show!

mauguster 15

Friday 9 October 2015 10:55

Sounds like a shitty day.

snakekiller1x95 15

Friday 9 October 2015 11:13

That sounds really shitty...

Swellswellswell 17

Friday 9 October 2015 11:13

Wasn't that a song by Bobby Fuller?

MonstreBelle 29

Friday 9 October 2015 11:59

It left my ass and it feels so bad Causing everyone to run Not the best presentation that I've ever had I fought the shart and the shart won I fought the shart and the shart won

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