Anonymous
Altamonte Springs, United States
Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
orourkeda
Dublin, Ireland
Bad day #74746
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Mike
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
All shook up
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
bglenney
United States
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Anonymous
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Anonymous
La Crosse, United States
Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Let it all out
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
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Enslaved 38
Butt the shart won.
Killz268 18
the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.
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Comments (77)
dakotaabriannee 14
Oh shart!
Destiny8745 29
I'm hoping for your sake that you had a good bit of distance between yourself and the audience cause that's slightly awkward.
worldclassrager 41
How did it go asside from that?
YFOS_fml 17
I sang that instead of reading it!
aimbug 42
*starts singing* I fought a shart, but the shart won!
kuzzy00 22
Though shalt not shart when putting on show!
mauguster 15
Sounds like a shitty day.
snakekiller1x95 15
That sounds really shitty...
Swellswellswell 17
Wasn't that a song by Bobby Fuller?
MonstreBelle 29
It left my ass and it feels so bad Causing everyone to run Not the best presentation that I've ever had I fought the shart and the shart won I fought the shart and the shart won