Work: All shook up

All shook up

By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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Ever decreasing circles

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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It's the way I don't tell 'em

By anonanon - 28/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to tell a funny story at a party, but halfway through I forgot the punchline. I panicked and awkwardly mumbled something while everyone stared at me, waiting for something funny to happen. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23

Today, I accidentally farted at a board meeting. My boss thought it came from the guy sitting next to me and gave him hell for being a pig. I was too mortified to say anything, even when the guy blamed it on me, which caused my boss to rage at him for lying and then to kick him out. FML

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DaemonSadi 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:05

xD best presentation ever.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:24

The technical name for not being able to think of the correct word is um...uh...

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DaemonSadi 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:05

xD best presentation ever.

All_For_Love 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:21

agreed. this made me smilee

sexybeastsexybea 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 1:38

I always have those baint farts. hahaha

MustBeFirst 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:05

first

Geoffrx7 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:05

at least you didn't shit yourself.

SeasonedLemur 5

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:19

Your granny told me you shat the bed on Saturday!

MissLizWolf 8

Wednesday 15 December 2010 17:19

yeah, it's lucky he didnt have a 'brain shit' haha I kid, I kid!

Timmo_fml 2

Wednesday 15 December 2010 17:22

Nah mate, I shit on your granny. Gave her a good old Cleveland Steamer. She loved it.

fakeaccountX 6

Thursday 16 December 2010 0:58

Alabama Hotpockets are the way to go.

unicornscankill 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:08

I wish I worked with you.... that would have been so funny.

kellykerplunkksl 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:21

You're only thirteen...

Zmeilerr 22

Wednesday 15 December 2010 18:04

imnutsss 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 20:47

X8PX 5

Wednesday 15 December 2010 21:04

^^^

bmexoxo98 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 21:57

3829/$,

EffinAhole 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 2:11

^^^^

rnett08 5

Thursday 16 December 2010 4:30

hahaha wtf for one hes right ur 13 for two is the only thing u thought to write in ur about me when u made it was "mmm i love drawing elephants" haha

Shadow111 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:08

i guess u blanked out

tnt227 4

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:15

ouch FYL :( I also blank out when speaking publicly

amerwin 3

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:16

There's nothing wrong with a little comedic "relief", even if you weren't aware that it slipped out.

gatorgurl2996 6

Monday 2 January 2012 23:17

Haha

califormula 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:17

LOL!

Doortje 29

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:17

Get ready for a big promotion!

unluckybastard18 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:18

w/e you do don't picture everyone in their underwear you say something dumber.

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