By mcullen21 - 12/06/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML
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ecilart 0
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ahahaha that is awesome

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xkaokaox 0
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tell your teacher what jizz means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)

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ecilart 0
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ahahaha that is awesome

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soccerfreak878 0
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threadjacking ftw! haha yeah thts hilarious ur teacher is an innocent person!

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cheergirly789 4
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Haha *saves to favorites* [:

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

wow lol!!

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BigDaddyCain 0
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She's giving you hints.. Those, "Meet me after class" type hints.

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iBiteRoses 22

Oh that's gross!

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aliciamartinez15 11
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Lill works just as well! Lol

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jtrg 5
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jill plus Liz = lill and jiz...she just has a lill jiz in her class

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xkaokaox 0
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tell your teacher what jizz means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)

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camey61 0
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That would be f*cking hilarious

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kaycee1996 5
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The teacher already looks like a fool not knowing :D

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michellenKG 5
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Way back in 7th grade a bunch of guys in my class used to say "What the jizz" and our teacher had no idea what it meant so he decided to be the "cool teacher" and write it all over one students' school issued agenda. He didn't work at our school for very long.

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tac0609 13
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298, that comment just made my day

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scarletlily_fml 3
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Did you Jizz in your pants?

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MiGman 5

#3 people who jizz in thier pants may need a new pair of pants along with a girlfriend

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albinorhino 0
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Y won't my my comment show up

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aktooki 0
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I dunno. I can't see it either /:

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ASUdec 0
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He knows what it means. You had something on your face.

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InsanePlagued 0
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That's funny. sounds like something my science teacher would definitely do. xD but did you ever stop to think that maybe your teacher was hinting at something? ;)

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Quagmire_ladies 9

He was prob in a fantasy land gettin his grove on while saying attendance an when he finished "instead of keeping it in... he JIZZ out loud"

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takemetotheriot 0

are you that one girl that always gets hit in the face with a ball in gym class?

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writergirl23 19
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Are you a twilight fan?

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razbery_nerd 4
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Haaha.. I had to ask like three people to finally get that.. XP!

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24788 6
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There's nothing wrong with your parents name you Jizz. I mean Liz.

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b182link 0
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hahaha was the other girl Lil? cuz u should yrad with her

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I_lost_the_game 25
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244 yeah, I would totally yrad with her.

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evanwilliams 4

Classy, you must be such a lady.

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