By Shamu - 14/02/2009 00:15 - United States

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
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oh, gosh. dads are always so sensitive.



agreed! hahaa

oh, gosh. dads are always so sensitive.

first: HAHAHAHA EPIC! xD second: too bad for you, but you might aswell lose some weight?

Ouch, that was harsh.

Your dad sounds awesome. Consider yourself lucky for having a parent with a healthy sense of humor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats the funniest fuckin thing on here. your dad kicks ass.

TOO GOOD! :D Your dad rocks!

I'm sorry but thats hilarious

haha your dad has a great sense of humor, and probably meant nothing at all by it :)

Your dad sounds like my new best friend