FML : Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying,...

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shamu - / Saturday 14 February 2009 00:15 / United States

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By beerpong26 | 0

#2046 - Saturday 14 February 2009 05:02

hahahahahahaha

By wtf_fml | 0

#2076 - Saturday 14 February 2009 07:11

oh, gosh. dads are always so sensitive.

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By beerpong26 | 0

#2046 - Saturday 14 February 2009 05:02

hahahahahahaha

ALEX920 | 0

#967309 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 06:17

agreed! hahaa

By wtf_fml | 0

#2076 - Saturday 14 February 2009 07:11

oh, gosh. dads are always so sensitive.

By suyci | 0

#2174 - Saturday 14 February 2009 05:00

first: HAHAHAHA EPIC! xD second: too bad for you, but you might aswell lose some weight?

By Jeremy_M | 2

#2231 - Sunday 15 February 2009 12:20

Ouch, that was harsh.

By Hacksaw | 4

#2287 - Sunday 15 February 2009 06:13

Your dad sounds awesome. Consider yourself lucky for having a parent with a healthy sense of humor.

By Tygastyle | 0

#2542 - Monday 16 February 2009 05:39

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats the funniest fuckin thing on here. your dad kicks ass.

By lazorzpewpew | 0

#2662 - Monday 16 February 2009 05:55

TOO GOOD! :D Your dad rocks!

By xdodge | 0

#2907 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 07:12

I'm sorry but thats hilarious

By d_dh2310 | 0

#3261 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 08:31

haha your dad has a great sense of humor, and probably meant nothing at all by it :)

By Addy_fml_fml | 0

#4310 - Friday 20 February 2009 06:44

Your dad sounds like my new best friend

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