Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML
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Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
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Musicstruck17 24
Well why don't you be quiet and listen and watch to "get it".
ASeeR 14
the teacher should give her that film and give her a hard homework to make sure she got it.
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ouijacorn 9
I have so much respect for you, OP, I probably would have punched her. Last weekend, I saw Mad Max with my friends, which would have been great if the guy behind me hadn't be going: "OH WOOOW!" "OH MY GOOOD!" the whole time. I told him to shut the **** up like four times and he never did. It's even worse in a Film's Class though. Why even take a film's class if you're not willing to switch your brain on?
Eloxia 7
With stuff like this I really wonder if she "didn't get it" or if she just wants attention. I mean, if you are confused to the point that it's annoying the class, wouldn't it be embarrassing to keep stopping the movie?
StiffPvtParts 43
I wouldn't bother trying to explain anything to her. Doing so just seems like a wasted effort. ( ._.)
Keladrylady 24
Maybe she's deaf/partly deaf? I have the same issue if the subtitles aren't on.
rachelthelime_fml 29
I'm so sorry to hear about this idiot. Schindler's List is an amazing film, and I hope you get to experience it properly some day.
burro012 23
Those are the type of people that I wouldn't mind backhanding across the face
Jenmic 16
Sounds like one girl I know.
CougeeSwagg 19
Somebody should have choked her out.
teentee401 37
HATE when people do that! You don't get it because you won't shut up and listen. Why not ask questions towards the end?
Renee4Echelon 15
ikr! especially when the person doesn't even TRY to understand the movie/book. I HATE it soooo much
iamb_trochee 9
Should have shot her in the neck! (If you saw the movie, you'll know.)