Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML
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Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
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Musicstruck17 24
Well why don't you be quiet and listen and watch to "get it".
ASeeR 14
the teacher should give her that film and give her a hard homework to make sure she got it.
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Comments (69)
sturschaedel 27
The movie isn't that difficult. I was able to comprehend it at age 14. That girl must be stupid.
RockstarJAy 16
I had to watch it last year, when I was only 13, and I got it just fine.
tranced_ 45
Time to watch it and see if I get it or not :D
Monday_funday 25
How can you not get it, It's such a powerful film.
Abhinow 7
i dont think its ok to call somone Moron if they r not getting the movie. the movie was being shown for educational purpose and the very idea should be that everyone who sees it Understands it. so many people did not comprehend Matrix., cloud atlas etc in first watchc. it doesn make them moron but u sure sound like arrogant
HPCullen251 21
Except Schindler's List isn't hard to understand. If you know anything about World War 2 you will be just fine.
Abhinow 7
but u r assuming that she knew anything about WW 2. what if she didnt
Zeeres 6
I would be very surprised if she knew nothing about World War 2 considering they teach about it in school.
Bragi 12
27 - Are you ******* kidding me? Hahahahaha!! I've lost teack of the number of people that think it was US and Germany vs. Russia.
hotshot0185 15
Funniest movie ever!
DaRito 25
That's an amazing movie and I highly recommend reading the book. As for the annoying girl, I'd probably not explain anything and tell her to be quiet every time she speaks. She'd get the point.
dolphinlvr7 24
Oh my gosh the same thing happened to me like a week ago. It sucks
91hayek 31
That movie is already long enough. How long were you all there if you had to stop to explain every little detail? FYL OP.
KoalaLife 13
Such a great and moving movie. It's worth the couple of hours of footage, shame it's being ruined.
SMHsohard 22
And that's why I want to keep a roll of 2 inch duct tape in my purse.