Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
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Musicstruck17 24
Well why don't you be quiet and listen and watch to "get it".
ASeeR 14
the teacher should give her that film and give her a hard homework to make sure she got it.
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Comments (69)
lenalee96 22
I love that movie!
Renee4Echelon 15
Ew I ******* hate stupid people. I would've bitch slapped her and told her to shut the **** up. FYL, it's okay to have low tolerance for morons
fantasyworld 39
I hate people that constantly ask what's going on in movies. If you keep watching, you'll figure it out.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I feel you, I have yet to watch Schindler's List, but those are the kind of movies I prefer to watch by myself, because if it's one thing I hate, it's people that won't shut up during intense and powerful scenes in movies (or in some cases, TV shows) that call for silence.
lutessiarose 13
I watched Schindler's List with my history class a few years ago. The teacher fast forwarded every scene where there was "lewd behaviour"; in other words, anything as risqué as a kiss, or somebody swearing. Not only did that obviously ruin the film because we couldn't concentrate properly, it was also pretty ridiculous because the teacher was perfectly fine with the more disturbing scenes in the film. Not that I'm saying she should have fast forwarded those too, but it shows how hypocritical she was.