Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML
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Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I went to see Ghostbusters: Afterlife. A family talked through the whole movie, phones on, watching YouTube videos, totally interrupting the experience. FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML
Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
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Musicstruck17 24
Well why don't you be quiet and listen and watch to "get it".
ASeeR 14
the teacher should give her that film and give her a hard homework to make sure she got it.
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melanielovejeff 15
I know two people who constantly talk through movies and tv shows. Drives me up the wall. I feel for you.
catchmenow1 21
Funny thing is I'm in my history class right now watching Schindler's List when I read this FML.
Witchylady 18
Some people just lack common sense and are naturally stupid.
worldclassrager 41
Have a class get together without them then you shouldn't have that issue...they may seem left out but keep the event under wraps there wouldn't be an issue...or just watch it in your own time
ally8 21
Should've kicked her out
Bragi 12
That 's the nature of the thing we call "school." Get over it OP.
lantz4levi 19
That's extremely weird seeing as the same thing happened in my history class today! Pa school by chance?
benjamn 26
Should have just told her it has similar plot to Madigascar:Escape, something more her speed.
rotomhead 7
Sorry OP; that stuff does get really annoying. My mom always does this to my brother at home (who's only a year off mine). It makes it hard to find the right time and place to watch a movie in peace. On a similar note I was watching Downfall in my History class the other day and one of the students asked 'Is that Hitler?' when he appeared. This is a top set class BTW
Queen_of_Night 20
I feel you OP. I had a nursing student take "Art History" for, as she put it "An easy A." She interrupted the first test because "Monochrome" apparently means "black and white" in her world and neither example was black and white. Of course she was in my group for final projects. She gave me one page of notes she wrote in class for the project, showed up late to the presentation and then had no idea what parts she was suppose to do. The professor mentioned to me accidentally that she was making a D in the class so there was that at least.
Bragi 12
44 - There's another meaning for "monochrome?"
iamb_trochee 9
It means "single colour" so, yes, there IS another meaning than 'black and white'.