Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
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Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
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Pwn17 25
Jesus Christ... Why are so many people absolute assholes?
TrueTriage 16
Little did you know the guy is gay and was looking for another guy to raise his hand.
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Comments (104)
clintt 1
Lumberton, Texas I live in Silsbee, and was wondering if I might know you
CRC_101 31
Depending on what age you are, I could understand his side. For instance, if the guy simply volunteered a suggestion, was taken aback by the teacher asking for a class response, and saw that only one person raised their hand, he might have simply wanted to end the subject and not get associated with any particular female in the school. Regardless, there's no reason to suddenly feel like you're not attractive because a random classmate makes a comment that could have been made for a complete different reason than the one you came up with.
heyitsamu 2
awwwwww. owww. right in the heart with that one. I do admit it's kinda funny though....
jonha21 11
FYL Like 4 Reall hahaha
QueenOrangeSoda 21
Hold up here: Isn't he actually implying you're pretty? Let's take a look. You were talking about *stereotypes*, and Lumberton having pretty girls was an example. If you were ugly and raised your hand, he would say, "See what I mean?" (Or something like that.) But his saying "Never mind" (two words, mind you) meant that he couldn't say anything to prove it was a stereotype. Maybe I'm mistaken, but that's what stuck out to me.
timss4 19
Definitely didn't have to speak his mind there...
Gingersnaps98 8
What an asshat...
TexasBitch 13
Lumberton Texas? That's where I'm from!
cudigeddon 6
Yep, that's where I waa talking about!
Elliestorm 8
I know those feels.
e_zava17 10
there should be a "You don't deserve it" vote cuz you really didn't deserve that.
QueenOrangeSoda 21
It's called "I agree, your life sucks."