Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
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Pwn17 25
Jesus Christ... Why are so many people absolute assholes?
TrueTriage 16
Little did you know the guy is gay and was looking for another guy to raise his hand.
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Comments (104)
OverBlossomed 22
Wait a second. A TEACHER asked this? Is that even appropriate?
kdbernie10 3
Maybe it was a joke? I know that doesn't make it okay but cut the guy some slack and don't worry about what some random fool says.
Bex628 20
Wow. That's harsh. Some guys just have bad judgment or are else insensitive. *hugs* Other people's opinions don't matter anyways.
chloett 0
I live in a lumberton, which one are you talking about? and everyone's beautiful, don't let that bring you down!
Pwuj 6
The one where all the girls are pretty.,
skatoolaki 24
What a jerk. That's when you respond with, "Well, it's apparently true what they say about the guys from here being arseholes."
Whatapuffchild 23
what a douche
HumanWiki 8
Lumberton, Tx? I grew up near there.
Noble91 8
I live in Vidor, not far from Lumberton.
Cazz91 21
Tell him to take a good look in the mirror. I bet he is no.Channing Tatum model either. What a jerk. Ignore that dumb ass OP. You're beautiful to someone.
CookieLovesBoo 16
Like I said in a previous fml all woman are beautiful
beneathitallxx 15
**** him for embarrassing you in front of everyone. But honestly I wouldn't of raised my hand so people wouldn't comment.