Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
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Pwn17 25
Jesus Christ... Why are so many people absolute assholes?
TrueTriage 16
Little did you know the guy is gay and was looking for another guy to raise his hand.
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SkyCloudie 7
Easy, OP. You may never know, he might have a crush-at-first-sight at you and He got shy when you raised your hand so he "quickly" said nevermind. Maybe he meant no harm done
guttedbrit 26
Typical. Two guys from my college insist they shouldn't be judged by their music taste, yet they judge me for mine all the time. Then when I talk about equality and 'each to their own', they suddenly agree. Hmmm.
femurgency 1
I'm guessing you go to Lamar? I was in the middle of one of my classes when I read that and freaked out!
fantasyworld 39
What do people gain out of being assholes?