Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw a guy I thought I recognized. I walked up to him and said, “Hey, are you so-and-so from high school?” He looked at me blankly and said, “Nope, don’t know you.” To cover up my embarrassment, I blurted out, “Well, you should! I was the funniest person in our class!” He stared at me for a second before replying, “OK, I’m calling security.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
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Pwn17 25
Jesus Christ... Why are so many people absolute assholes?
TrueTriage 16
Little did you know the guy is gay and was looking for another guy to raise his hand.
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Comments (104)
iLike2Teabag 27
Well if the town is called Lumber-ton, that must mean all the guys there get a ton of wood, right? Ill show myself out..
Michael903 18
OP, don't let a no talent ass clown dictate how you feel about yourself. We are all beautiful people and deserve somebody who loves us and takes care of us and treats us right. Obviously he's not even in the running.
ZeroGK 9
Hey, don't take that comment to heart. Whether he was kidding or not shouldn't matter to much. Who cares about his opinion on your looks. Even if he was kidding. You shouldn't. The only thing that TRULY matters is how YOU feel about yourself. Not others. Although it is pretty nice to be complimented on your looks ^^ Only pay attention to the positive things people have to say about your looks. The negativity doesn't matter. I bet you're a very beautiful girl. Hope you weren't affected deeply by his comment :/
ultrabigasstaco 10
That guy is a douche but I can say that is the only good stereotype I've ever heard about Lumberton. I've never spent much time there though... If this is even the same place. Op you don't need to listen to him though....
BrandiLush 31
I'm going to assume it is in Texas, which is the city next to me. I've only heard the racist stereotype.
ultrabigasstaco 10
I'm from NC and it's about half an hour from me and I have never heard anything good about that place. They're all racists there too. Or so I hear...
amulya 14
It's in jersey
Zebediabolical 45
It's in Canada.
andy1500726 19
dumbass
amandagrace94 11
There's apparently like 50 lumbertons everywhere and they all have bad reps. I live an hour away from one in nc and you never hear anything good about it.
thanhmaaai 9
I'm sorry OP :( That was an unnecessary comment. What a jerk he is and to people like him: **** THEM! He's probably just trying to make himself feel better by being mean to others. Keep your head up and smile OP. :)
iammeorami 25
be sure to do it safely
thanhmaaai 9
Hahaha I see what you did there, 77! :p
maosquare 18
Well, I applaud you on your effort for proving that stereotypes are negative and unhealthy representations of groups of people. Keep it up.
NudeSuitSquad 7
What a douchebag
gameofthrones_fml 12
Yeah well he's ugly on the inside
thewomen 8
He could have just been embarrassed. We all know how if someone calls someone else in the school cute or pretty, you get picked on. If not, he's an asshole.
Jemm_fml 29
why are people being such dicks lately? Or has it always been like this and I'm just getting older and more cynical?